January 2010
“If you continue to resist me, you will all die, one by one. I do not wish this...”
– Lord Voldemort (via laksjdhfg09)
Voldemort out, bitches.
(via harryfuckingpotter)
50 Interesting Facts
somethingintellectual:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side. 2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. 3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 4. Your tongue is germ...
“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.”
– C.S. Lewis (via kaustubha) (via fuckyeahilovetea) (via loverwife)
meaningful lyrics of 2010: shots shots shots shots...
(via cocoshaynel)
“Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”
– Calvin and Hobbes (via quote-book)
Pants on the qround.. Pants on the ground.. Lookin like a fool with ya pants on da ground…. Gold in ya mouth… Hat turned sidewayys.. Lookin like a fool…with ya pants on the ground
XD
““Then you should say what you mean,” the March Hare went on.
...”
Draco's Dad.
marauder-:
{ To the tune of Stacey’s Mom by Fountains of Wayne } Draco’s dad is sexy when he’s mad Draco’s dad is sexy when he’s mad Draco’s dad is sexy when he’s mad Draco’s dad is sexy when he’s mad Draco can I come over durning summer break? (summer break) If I can, I promise to bake you a cake (bake you a cake) Did your dad get back from his death eater trip? (death eater trip) Is he...
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You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
Holly Golightly: You know those days when you get the mean reds?
Paul Varjak: The mean reds. You mean like the blues?
Holly Golightly: No. The blues are because you’re getting fat, and maybe it’s been raining too long. You’re just sad, that’s all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you’re afraid, and you don’t know what you’re afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?
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i get this funny feeling whenever i finish reading...
if-youre-a-bird:
like i’m saying goodbye to the characters and the story that i’ve been so wrapped up in. it actually kind of depresses me. as pathetic as it sounds, books keep me company like a good friend would. and when it’s over? i don’t know what to do but pick up another book.
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“Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping together. He pulled a medium sticker off...”
– MLIA (via decreasethesuck)
“Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping together. He pulled a medium sticker off...”
– MLIA (via decreasethesuck)
“Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping together. He pulled a medium sticker off...”
– MLIA (via decreasethesuck)
