March 2012
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pre10tious:
it scares me how good i am at lying
February 2012
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via goldentulips)
Me: Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.
Him: I got food.
Me: Close enough
“There is something infantile in the presumption that somebody else has a...”
– Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion (via gaws)
my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
glassmoth:
If you want to ruin your self esteem try on bathing suits
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Watch
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“Everything you ever love will reject you or die.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via vanityem)
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anch0vies:
would go gay for myself
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when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet
true friendship
“You walked in the room
and everyone else vanished
right before my eyes.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via metamorphosisofnarcissus)
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
